My Church is made up of many ministries and small groups. I lead a couple of ministries and one small group for women who are married to non-Christians. We meet every Thursday evening from September until June, and take the summers off due to busy schedules, but always promise to get together once or twice during that hiatus. Last Thursday was our first time together in awhile. Needless to say, we were running our mouths, mostly at the same time, nodding our heads, and everyone getting every bit of each conversation that was going on.
My friend, Karen, held the soiree at her house, where we ate together on the patio and her mom, Ernie (whose real name is Grace), also joined us. Ernie is an 80 year old spitfire from Arkansas who, one can readily see on first-glance, was a knock-out in her day. Ernie loves the Lord and has that southern style of wit and dry humor. Because of health issues, Ernie now lives with Karen and Allen (Karen's husband).
I am not certain I can adequately convey and share the frenzied joy of the evening through this blog, but I will try:
"You look great!"
"No, YOU look great!"
"I had a wart."
"You're kidding!"
"Right here on the edge of my nose. It was so bad that I went to the dermatologist and he froze it. Then this dried up thing was just hanging there a few days later. So I went into the bathroom and cut it."
"Oh, no way! That's nasty!"
"Way! I did. It bled like a fountain pen. I had to stick pieces of cotton up my nose."
"You cut that thing yourself?"
"She's quite an operator," Ernie mused.
"Bled like a sieve."
"Please. Spare us the details."
"That thing was so big, I could've named it. Or given it it's own zip code."
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Later on, after dinner on the patio, we made our way into the house because it began to rain and the mosquitoes were becoming annoying.
"Oh, look," Karen called out. "My body in a box is here!"
"Good place for it," Ernie said quietly.
"No, seriously, mom. This is guaranteed, with just 10 minutes of workout a day, I'm going to look like this...." And Karen held up one of the videotapes with a buff beautiful woman on the outside.
"Uh huh. And I'm Brigitte Bardot," Ernie replied.
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Finally, we got to our prayer and study time and had a wonderful study. We talked about stress and how to handle it through going to God in prayer and by reading His Word. We shared scripture and each of us left there feeling renewed, refreshed and revitalized - exactly what the Bible says we need to do .... lift one another up, pray for each other and get together often.
I look forward to our next time together. Hopefully, Karen's wart troubles will be over and she'll be just as buff as the woman on the cover of the video. I'm thinking that even if this is true, there will be some other drama in one of our lives worthy of a blog post.
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